Blood: It's in you to give/sell

So, I am feeling pretty good about myself, because I finally went and gave blood for the first time today. I'm not sure why I waited so long, but it probably has to do with my previous mortal fear of needles (aichmophobia to us learned folks). It was so bad that when I was a little kid (well, younger, not much littler), I punched my doctor in the face when he has trying to give me a needle. And then required 2 manly nurses to hold me down. Those ladies were hot.
Anyway, the whole donation process today went pretty quick (in and out within one hour) and I even got cookies and milk at the end of it. Not a shabby deal, but I am jealous of all those folks in the States that get paid to donate blood. If I ever move there, I am all over that. Same with all my other non-essential fluids. And if I can somehow pre-sell some organs to some rich old dude, I'll be laughing! Sure, that'll mean yet another person hoping for my demise, but I can live with that.
At the same time as I donated, I signed up for the Bone Marrow Registry, which is a national (and international) database of bone marrow donors that can be matched up against folks who are in need (mainly cancer patients). The thing I get a kick out of is that if I ever donate my bone marrow to someone, they'll start producing blood with my DNA in it! So then I can go on some crime spree, bleeding everywhere, and then blame it on them. Screw you, CSI!
Finally, since you won't need your eyes or heart after you die, you should think about becoming an organ donor too. This website has some more information for you.
According to the info on the Canadian Blood Services webpage, only 4% of the population have donated blood (and less than 1% are in the Bone Marrow Registry), so consider this a big "I'm a better person than you are!" to the rest of you. Unless of course you have already donated blood and/or bone marrow, then I say, "You are not a jerk like the rest of these people".



